Okay look…
I don’t care about your:
Asl
Greetings
Fuck You’s
Idiotic Remarks
What I do care about:
You just being a good ol’ sport and kicking some Zombie ass.
- Stranger: hi
- You: Zombie attack... What do you do?
- Stranger: weell are you a girl or guy?
- You: You talk into space and are tackled to the ground by a zombie. He doesn't kill you though because even in imminent danger, you are crazy
- A FUCKING ZOMBIE ATTACKS YOU. AND YOU QUESTION ITS GENDER?!
Seriously...?
- Stranger: hello
- You: A zombie attacks you... what do you do?
- Stranger: piay
- Stranger: play
- You: You attempt to play with the zombie... and he rips open your stomach....
- Stranger: what are you doing
- Stranger: ok
- You: Gross
- You: Why the hell would you play with a zombie....
We are losing Men left and right...
- You: What is your status in the Zombie War soldier?
- Stranger: They're everywhere!! EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!
- You: Oh god. What do you need?!
- Stranger: Well, or medic has just been bitten and we're out of the cure!
- You: This is horrible.
- Stranger: Yes, it is!
- You: I don't have the man power to send to you.
- You: I can send you supplies though. Tell me what you need.
- Stranger: oh God, no.. they're coming for me!! Oh no, they-
- Your conversational partner has disconnected.
The Zombies are evolving.
- You: How are you faring soldier? I have heard that the zombies have broken through your defenses
- Stranger: no they havent
- Stranger: my defenses are reinforced!
- You: So you repelled them? Thats fantastic. Tell me what happened.
- Stranger: i killed them with my turret
- Stranger: it specializes in fire rate
- You: That would make sense. I ordered a supply drop at your coordinates at 01:00 yesterday
- You: I'm glad you survived. Were there any casualites?
- Stranger: yeah i died
- Stranger: im dead
- Stranger: im undead
- You: How... how are you talking?
- Stranger: because im smart
- Stranger: im a smart zombie
- You: This is as I feared. Zombies have evolved...
- Stranger: u do well to fear me
- You: I'm sorry Soldier. But I will be ordering a bombing of your coordinates.
- You: The order has been put in.
- You: I'm sorry you didn't survive...
- Stranger: i have an underground base
- Stranger: u wont get me
- You: Its an atom bomb.
- Stranger: im gonna come for u
- You: Farwell soldier.
- Shit.
